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(via The Bobby Bones Show) Little Kid Is Mad That Girl Ruined Trip To The Zoo            

Here’s the thing. All Geoffrey wanted to do was have a good time at the zoo. Unfortunately, the universe was not working in Geoffrey’s favor on zoo-trip day. Here’s what Geoffrey endured: the zebras, the giraffes, and then he “wasted [his] time to see the lions, the pumas, and the bears.” All thanks to some so-called “friends” and the evil Mama and Papa. He was forced to see the “gentle animals” because of some girl named Harmony. Whom, by the way, is not invited to the zoo the next time they go.