Today:
I unintentionally attempted to remove my eye make-up with nail polish remover.
I wouldn’t recommend it.
mega slow-motion popcorn popping
(via Twitter @yolandacano)
(via The Bobby Bones Show) Little Kid Is Mad That Girl Ruined Trip To The Zoo
Here’s the thing. All Geoffrey wanted to do was have a good time at the zoo. Unfortunately, the universe was not working in Geoffrey’s favor on zoo-trip day. Here’s what Geoffrey endured: the zebras, the giraffes, and then he “wasted [his] time to see the lions, the pumas, and the bears.” All thanks to some so-called “friends” and the evil Mama and Papa. He was forced to see the “gentle animals” because of some girl named Harmony. Whom, by the way, is not invited to the zoo the next time they go.
Atta way to celebrate
you know how “they” say you find the right person when you aren’t looking? well, it’s true … seriously. it’s kinda some bullshit because you’re not prepared for it. you hesitantly want to push it away, having had other priorities in mind, but at the same time, there’s absolutely no way you’re lett’n this one get away, no matter how much you have to fight yourself. It sounds crazy, I know, but that’s what love is — it makes you crazy, and it’s unavoidable.
I think we could all use a lil’ Paolo Nutini - New Shoes
I unintentionally attempted to remove my eye make-up with nail polish remover.
I wouldn’t recommend it.
Grey’s Anatomy (via justbesplendid)
(via clarissardrgz)
funnyassstuff: fuckyeahfunnythings: skylinedreams
this never failed to make me laugh.
(via simplemoments)
Coke’s “Happiness Machine”